hi. thanks for coming all the way out here.

My name is Haydyn: retired hometown spelling bee champion, an inch short of 6 feet but never shy, and part-time hill dwarf cleric.

 
 

I love old books, old clothes, and old media but draw the line, bravely, at old food. Always up to find new ways to tell a story and usually in-between haircuts.

I was born and raised in Colorado, but have never gone skiing or snowboarding because I’ve been preparing my whole life for corporate ice-breakers.

I make goofy songs and sketches with my friends for the Internet, and write poems/short stories on the rare occasion I can take myself seriously.

Usually watching any sci-fi I can get my hands on, MY Denver Nuggets, or obscure YouTube videos becoming an at-home apiarist using nothing but recycled two-liter bottles of soda.